Turn your ideas into shareable inventions.
Your brain makes the weird idea. We turn it into a patent card worth sending to the group chat.
PATENT PENDING is an invention studio for ridiculous thoughts: name them, explain their impossible technology, and create official-looking patents you can share and remix.
Create • Remix • Share. No scanner, no trading dashboard—just a creative tool.
From random thought
to filed invention.
Turn a weird thought into something funny, personalized, and ready to share—instead of letting it disappear in your notes app.
Name the impossible
Describe an oddly relatable problem or one nobody should have.
Make it sound real
Give it a ridiculous mechanism and an official-looking filing number.
Make it internet history
Copy or download your patent text and challenge someone to remix it.
File your first idea.
Specific details make the best inventions. The more unnecessary the solution, the better.
Prototype runs locally in your browser. It does not publish or save to a public gallery.
Generated locally.
The idea vault.
Load a sample, add your twist, and make a new filing. Samples are included in this prototype.
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